England piled on more runs and misery yesterday, with Kevin Pietersen scoring 213 as the tourists powered to 4-551.
Ricky Ponting and his flagging team will be praying for more rain after showers mercifully swept through Adelaide to end the day's play yesterday.
The Daily Telegraph might just have the answer to those prayers - but we need your help.
It could be our only chance to save the Ashes.
A quick Google search took us to the e-How website, which provided us with six steps to save the match. So we ask our one million readers to go outside and:
1) Form two parallel lines about 1m apart. Men stand in one line, women in the other;
2) Step forward with your left foot;
3) Raise your right foot while moving forward and bringing that foot to the floor;
4) Continue to step forward in this way - left foot, right foot higher, stomp the floor. Unlike other native American dances performed in a circle, rain dancers move in a square pattern around the sides of the room or area in which they're dancing;
5) During one measure of the song, and while moving forward, face to the right. During the next measure, face to the left. A zig-zag pattern is formed as you continue in this manner;
6) Dancers can stop and twirl in imitation of the wind, which is showing the promise of rain. Women may chant or sing, and men can yelp with the beat.
If this doesn't work, maybe we can hatch a plan to bring back Warnie.
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